A friend of mine sent the following article via email and I truly enjoy reading it....So funny....Of course lah....Hey guys...you sure cannot live without us.....
Men Are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES ·
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. ·
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT ·
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. ·
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY ·
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. ·
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS ·
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. · The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS ·
A woman has the last word in any argument. ·
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE ·
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. ·
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS ·
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ·
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE ·
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. ·
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP ·
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. ·
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL ·
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. ·
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING ·
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. ·
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it .... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.